fire of my robotic loins

 

Being endowed with astounding brain capacity didn’t prevent Dr. Van Keudejap from also owning a heart of gold. This is why he decided to dedicate an earlier technical innovation (the ‘’silent practical-use womanoid”) to his new little friend Nosy Ozzy. He transformed it into a substitute robo-mommy, and now the destitute little boy could sleep on a warm feminine lap during his lonelier nights.
Unfortunately Dr. Van Keudejap certainly could not predict that Nosy Ozzy had slight bed-wetting troubles from time to time. The last moist incident caused a massive short-circuit inside the womanoid and started the gigantic fire that would eventually burn the whole shop down.